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Condoms Fit for a Future King: William & Kate Get Royal Rubbers
You know you've hit the big time when a commemorative condom is issued in your honor... so William & Kate, your moment has arrived.
Heritage Condoms, a British company (of course), has unveiled a special condom to commemorate the upcoming nuptials... complete with a Web site that reads, "lie back and thank of England."
"Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure.
Truly a King amongst Condoms," the company says.
Of course, the first job of the future king is to get busy making a replacement... so it makes sense that these condoms actually promise no protection.
It says right on the company's Web site: "Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs."
You can get an up-close look at the royal rubbers in my Strange New Products photo gallery... or you can stay here and keep reading to get the week's weird headlines, courtesy of Fark.com.
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Photo © Heritage Condoms Ltd.
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