Deep and Funny Questions for Eckhart Tolle & Oprah About A New Earth - Spiritual Mysteries & Mantras

Undoubtedly Eckhart Tolle and Oprah are quite spiritual.
Their online web class has awakened the world and gladly so, taking many of us beyond our head and into our heart.
The spirit within truly needs more recognition and liberation from our thought processes.
But here's some food for thought and thought provoking questions for the dynamic duo.
Just some questions sent to Oprah and Eckhart online that never got answered.
1.
Is your ego really dead and dissolved Eckhart? 2.
Do you ever get irritated at Oprah when she continually interrupts you, while you're talking about a deep spiritual truth that she confuses (i.
e.
, "believing" with "thinking")? 3.
How many glasses of wine or beers does it take for you to take the edge off and quiet your own mind? 4.
What most stimulates your egoic mind? Flattery from a hot woman, criticism from a blogger, or being on Oprah whereby you can sell millions of books and be next to deity? 5.
How heavy is your pain body? Do you ever take it for a massage? 6.
When you have sex how active is your mind? Are you fully present in the moment? Do you fully express yourself allowing yourself to get lost in the moment and groan with sheer pleasure? 7.
What are some of the most ridiculous questions you've ever been asked? 8.
Are Americans as stupid as we sound and dumb as we look? 9.
How long did it take for you to convince yourself that you are the great I Am and worthy of replacing Jesus? 10.
How thoroughly does your being go into your doing? Do you ever forget where and who you are in the midst of all that deep spiritual thought? 11.
What is the most supernatural experience you've ever encountered? 12.
How good of a dancer are you? Perhaps that is the true test of your spirituality and ability to be present in the moment and not excessively think about yourself.
13.
Oprah, when Eckhart had you practice deep breathing with him, could you sense the "aliveness"? How did it feel? 14.
When we are lost in a world of conceptualization, can we overcome thought with thought? Mental chatter with intellectual chatter? Or should we just be still and know that He is God? 15.
Oprah, you say Eckhart doesn't want to be our guru.
He couldn't anyhow.
I've been throughout India and seen all of their gurus photographed - none of which ever smile.
Eckhart enjoys life too much to be a guru.